Fan Fiction

    This story has been set to a rating of . Age verification is required to proceed.

    Age Verification

    I am years of age as of today, October 9, 2026

    Enter your current age into the field provide above. Stories with a rating of R or NC-17 may contain material not suitable for children. LesFan requires that all individuals wishing to read these stories confirm they are of at least 17 years of age. LesFan uses the MPAA rating labeling system for all stories.

    LesFan will also make a best attempt to filter profane words in stories that are not rated R or NC-17 unless the individual confirms they are of at least 17 years of age.

    LesFan uses the following rating scale for stories.






    Submit

    Uncivil Union – (Chapter: Family)

    ASHLEY:

     

    She was a wreck.

    A sobbing, red-faced, object throwing, sudden over-looker of my boots in the middle of the hallway, nearly tripping her and causing great physical damage in addition to the emotional damage she was already feeling…wreck.

    And I couldn’t be more thrilled.

    This was it, guys. This was my chance to swoop in there like the opportunist I’d always been and show her that I was capable of throwing out a bit of compassion and validation—kind of like a patron at the strip club of emotions.

    That’s right.

    Compassion.

    Validation.

    I had gotten myself a shiny, plastic library card (yeah, with my name on it) and spent the entire afternoon reading sociology books on communication and coupling. I now had an intellectually romantic repertoire that could put romance novel heroes to shame. Not to mention a far-superior head of hair.

    And probably more time on my hands.

    “Spencer, are you ok?” I asked, as she thrust herself backwards on the couch.

    She would’ve gone to her room, slammed the door, and blasted the Michael Bolton had she desired solitude in her misery. But there she was, folks. On my couch. Practically  begging me to ask her how her little lunch had gone with the inadequate, boring ex-fiancée.

    “I don’t want to talk about it,” she said, between sobs.

    I had never seen anyone more ready to talk about “it.”

    “Spencer, come on. It’ll make you feel better.”

    “It’s over.”

    “It’s over?”

    “She dumped me.”

    “Again, huh?” I nodded, knowingly.

    “Yes, again. And I can’t believe I put myself in a position where she could do it twice. Why didn’t I learn the first time?”

    “No one learns the first time. If people learned the first time, there would be no such thing as ‘the first time.’ It would be called ‘the first and last time’ which sounds horrible. A real mouthful, you know?”

    She laughed, “I wish I could express myself more maturely, but all I can say…is that this really, really sucks.”

    “I know.”

    “You tried to stop me. I should’ve listened to you.”

    A casual admittance that I’m worth listening to? Oh yeah, ladies and gentlemen. She’s digging Ashley Davies—like a hungry, post-Vietnam gravedigger named Alvin who gets his jollies eating people’s dead hands.

    Page 1 of 41234

    Comments

    1. Finally some progress! Please don’t make them take another giant step backwards. They so belong together. Fantastic update, as always. PMASAP!!!!

    2. OMG i was so excited when i saw you had posted another chapter and i swear its like you read my mind and gave us exactly what i was hoping for!!!! maybe you can do it again?? ill give you a hint – it starts with NC-17 !!! so pms please !!

    3. Hah — im definitely agreeing with mayagray. NC 17? mhm. but that was sooo cute. I’m so glad carmen is a bitch n spencer is opening up to ashley and ashley’s liking spence. ahh they’re just so perfect

    4. omg how can you leave us hanging like that?!?! please tell me we at least get to hear the details of what happened before they wake up in the a.m.! i’m with everyone else… nc17 man! great update as usual, i freaking love this story! pms!

    5. Awww I get to comment under munchkin licker again…I’m getting a bit of complex here!! That was great…you’re really moving the story on now and I gotta say I’m loving it. Ashley’s really done her research eh? Seem to be paying off tho’!! Great stuff,,,more please!

    Leave a Reply