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Uncivil Union – (Chapter: Family)
ASHLEY:
She was a wreck.
A sobbing, red-faced, object throwing, sudden over-looker of my boots in the middle of the hallway, nearly tripping her and causing great physical damage in addition to the emotional damage she was already feeling…wreck.
And I couldn’t be more thrilled.
This was it, guys. This was my chance to swoop in there like the opportunist I’d always been and show her that I was capable of throwing out a bit of compassion and validation—kind of like a patron at the strip club of emotions.
That’s right.
Compassion.
Validation.
I had gotten myself a shiny, plastic library card (yeah, with my name on it) and spent the entire afternoon reading sociology books on communication and coupling. I now had an intellectually romantic repertoire that could put romance novel heroes to shame. Not to mention a far-superior head of hair.
And probably more time on my hands.
“Spencer, are you ok?” I asked, as she thrust herself backwards on the couch.
She would’ve gone to her room, slammed the door, and blasted the Michael Bolton had she desired solitude in her misery. But there she was, folks. On my couch. Practically begging me to ask her how her little lunch had gone with the inadequate, boring ex-fiancée.
“I don’t want to talk about it,” she said, between sobs.
I had never seen anyone more ready to talk about “it.”
“Spencer, come on. It’ll make you feel better.”
“It’s over.”
“It’s over?”
“She dumped me.”
“Again, huh?” I nodded, knowingly.
“Yes, again. And I can’t believe I put myself in a position where she could do it twice. Why didn’t I learn the first time?”
“No one learns the first time. If people learned the first time, there would be no such thing as ‘the first time.’ It would be called ‘the first and last time’ which sounds horrible. A real mouthful, you know?”
She laughed, “I wish I could express myself more maturely, but all I can say…is that this really, really sucks.”
“I know.”
“You tried to stop me. I should’ve listened to you.”
A casual admittance that I’m worth listening to? Oh yeah, ladies and gentlemen. She’s digging Ashley Davies—like a hungry, post-Vietnam gravedigger named Alvin who gets his jollies eating people’s dead hands.
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Aww some cute little spousal loving. I feel an NC-17 update coming…. please please pretty pretty please.
Finally some progress! Please don’t make them take another giant step backwards. They so belong together. Fantastic update, as always. PMASAP!!!!
is good to c this side of them, haha of course Ashley was not going to stop it, PMS!!
i already commented on the other site but still i love it and like mayagray i smell a nc-17 coming i hope lol pms please :) i cant wait :)
i love this story so much. pmasap!!!!
OMG i was so excited when i saw you had posted another chapter and i swear its like you read my mind and gave us exactly what i was hoping for!!!! maybe you can do it again?? ill give you a hint – it starts with NC-17 !!! so pms please !!
Hah — im definitely agreeing with mayagray. NC 17? mhm. but that was sooo cute. I’m so glad carmen is a bitch n spencer is opening up to ashley and ashley’s liking spence. ahh they’re just so perfect
Damnit! Wat to leave us hanging. lol but seriously, i love it. Another great update, as usual. Please post another one SOON!
i love it!! write more please
wow progress they so belong together great update pmasap plz!!!!! ur awsome
omg how can you leave us hanging like that?!?! please tell me we at least get to hear the details of what happened before they wake up in the a.m.! i’m with everyone else… nc17 man! great update as usual, i freaking love this story! pms!
Aww cute.. love it!
Awww I get to comment under munchkin licker again…I’m getting a bit of complex here!! That was great…you’re really moving the story on now and I gotta say I’m loving it. Ashley’s really done her research eh? Seem to be paying off tho’!! Great stuff,,,more please!
I love it, i hope they realise that it shouldnt just be a one time thing