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    If Found, Please Return to Alice Cullen

    ALICE'S POV :D

       "Aliiiceee…" Bella whined in her usual "I don't wanna do this"  voice.

       "Oh, come on, Bella! You're getting married in a few hours and Edward wouldn't want you walking down the isle in your pyjamas. I can't believe you slept in so late!" I countered.

       "But he said that he wouldn't care what I wore…"

       "Yes he would, believe me Bella."

       She simply mumbled some incoherent words before sitting up in bed.

       "OH MY GOD!" she yelled "I'M GETTING MARRIED!"

       "I didn't know you were so slow, Bella." I started to drag her out of bed "Now come on, Barbie Bella. I'm making you the prettier than Cinderella, if it's the last thing I do."

       "I don't get it… Are you the Fairy God Mother or the Evil Step Mother?"

       "Shut up, you smart ass, and get dressed." I saw her face light up "In your wedding dress, I mean"

       She mumbled a few more words that shouldn't be repeated and trudged off to get her dress.

       I sat down and started to unload my bag that held all of Barbie Bella's wedding makeup, shampoo, conditioner, hair spray, and other stuff, when I noticed that all that was in there was a chocolate chip cookie with a note written in icing on the back.

       "Dear who ever reads this," It began "as you may have noticed, I have kidnapped all of Bella's wedding stuff. She will NEVER marry the bloodsucker now! She will not be able to get married without being pretty! BWAHAHA! -Jacob"

       So that's it… Jacob decided to take drastic measured and kidnap Bella's stuff. I couldn't just go and get it back, because I'd be crossing the border. If I got caught, my poor Jazz would be devastated. There was only one thing left to do… I never thought I would have to do this. It was going to put a permenant mark on my shopping record… I had to go to Wal-Mart. I shuddered at the thought.

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       By the time I got to Wal-Mart, there was only 1 hour until the wedding. And knowing Edward, he would want to start it early so he and Bella could have sex sooner.

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