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    My Alien Girlfriend – (Chapter: Ashley's First Day of School)

     

    Spencer shot Ashley the meanest glare she could conjure up. For the past five minutes of the car ride to school the brunette has been rolling the window up and down with childish glee.

    Beep.

    Up.

    Beep.

    Down.

    Beep

    Up.

    “Could you please stop that?” Spencer growled as she gripped the steering wheel a little tighter.

    The Martian immediately stopped and turned to look at Spencer. “I’m sorry. I will stop.” She whispered, she didn’t mean to irritate the beautiful human, but pushing the button was so much fun.

    “Thank you.” the blonde replied looking back at the road. Finally she had some peace and …

    Beep.

    Down.

    “Cut it out!” Spencer yelled slapping the Martian’s hand. “What is wrong with you? Are you trying to piss me off?”

    Ashley frowned. “No, I have no intentions of helping you urinate.”

    Spencer nearly lost control of the car at the brunette’s words. “What the hell, what did you just say?” She sputtered.

    “I have no intentions of helping you urinate.” Ashley repeated with a shrug. “I’m sure you are equipped to do that all on your own.”

    “You are so … argh!” The blonde muttered. “Listen, when you meet my friends, try not to act … like your self, alright?”

    “Confirmed,” the Martian nodded.

    “And stop talking like that.” Spencer ordered. “You sound like an actor from Star Trek or something. People don’t walk around saying urinate or confirmed.”

    The Martian scratched her head confused. What’s a Star Trek?

    “Okay we’re here.” The blonde announced as she parked the car. Without another word she threw on her backpack and left the car, leaving Ashley to scurry quickly behind her.

    “Hey girl!” Madison yelled when she spotted her best friend.

    “Hey Mads!” Spencer screeched giving the sassy Latino a hug.

    Madison pulled back and noticed a fidgeting brunette standing next to Spencer. “And who is this cutie?” The Latino asked licking her lips as she openly eyed Ashley.

    “Oh yeah I forgot.” Spencer said pointing at the older teen. “This is Amanda … I mean Ashley. She’s the foreign exchange student I told you was coming.”

    “Hi sexy, I’m Madison.” The cheerleader greeted flirtatiously.

    Spencer rolled her eyes not surprised at all that her best friend was coming on to the new girl. Madison is the school slut. There isn’t one boy or girl on campus who hasn’t gotten a taste of the Latino.

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    1. hahaha so fuuny all of it lol the whole thing where shes in the car and like “i have no intentions of helping you urinate”like ruehl said was probably the funneist thing ever lol and the droping to the ground rofl man this story is so funny thanks for posting :) pms please :)

    2. you have no idea how loud I laugh reading this story. seriously I can’t help but just busting out till my sides hurt. you’re a genius! I LOVE this story! pms!

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