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Army Wives
Laughter erupted from the joint living room of the duplex and Bette, Tasha, Shane, and Angus took a shot of tequila and refilled their glasses.
"That was a low blow, Angus," Bette said, "saying you never fought in combat."
"Okay my turn," Alice said, "I’ve never worn a strap on." Giggles erupted and everyone but Kit and Angus took shots.
"I’ve never done it doggy style," Kit said taking a shot.
"That counts for me if I was the one behind right?" Angus asked.
Shane, Tina, and Alice took a shot. Tasha and Bette raised their glasses, "it does count Angus."
The three of them downed their shots.
"I’ve never done it in a car," Carmen said. Everyone took shots.
"I’ve never done it while a roller coaster was moving," Tina said downing a shot. Bette chuckled and downed her drink.
Shane was the only other person who drank.
"Crazy bitches," Alice commented.
"I’ve never gotten a Brazilian wax," Tasha said taking a shot.
"That shit hurts," Carmen said taking a shot.
"I prefer shaving," Tina said taking a shot.
"Feels good to touch though," Alice added downing her drink.
"I wonder what one of those costs," Angus joked in an effiminate voice.
Laughter erupted and everyone threw their napkins at the only man in their group who chuckled.
"Um I’ve never done it on an elevator," Carmen said downing a shot.
Shane lifted her glass and downed her shot as did Bette and Tina and Angus and Kit.
"We got some catchin’ up to do honey," Alice said.
"No way, there’s fucking cameras in there," Tasha said.
"We were too drunk to remember," Shane said.
"Our elevator broke down, blackout," Tina said, "that means no camera."
"I threw my jacket on top of the camera," Angus said.
"Hmm, well I’ve never gone down on someone while they were driving," Tina smirked looking at Bette and taking her shot. Shane, Alice and Kit downed their drinks.
"We almost fucking died," Bette said.
"I have very good control," Tasha said smirking.
"I had to pull over," Carmen said.
"I got a ticket for reckless driving," Angus said.
"I’ve never killed a man," Shane said grimly. She took a shot as well as Tasha, Angus, Bette, and Kit.
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Another excellent update. thank you.
brilliant as always, I’m falling in love with Tina in this story. i could just see her jumping on the bed!
soo funny you are amazing lol thanks for the update!!!!
cute :)
Aw this story is super cute. Thanks for the update!
I’ve never done it on a tree!!! Shots!!! Thanks for the super funny posts. Brings back memories that I can’t recall
LooooooooooooooooLz ;D soooo funny updates, thank u, u made my day.
Thank you for the update,they are funny when drunk.PPS.
that was a fun update!! Thanks. pps