Bette and her friends were sitting at the table, playing poker.

Bette threw two more chips to the pile. “Feeling lucky?” She asked smiling. 

Alice threw two chips, “luckier than you.” She said.

 “I’m just grateful I don’t have to sit through a Celine Dion concert.” Shane added.

“That’s what true love is all about my friends.” Bette said.

“I fold” Sarah said.

“I’ll raise you fifty” Jessica said.

“She’s in love with you?” Alice asked.

“Are you kidding she’s planning the wedding” Bette replied. 

“Alright, read them and weep.” Bette said showing her cards.

“Fuck!” Shane said, followed by Alice. 

Bette took the chips, smiling, “It doesn’t get any better then this” 

Just then the door opened. “Betty Boo I’m home!!”

“Hi. Tina” Bette said. 

“She has a key?” Shane whispered.

“Is that legal?” Alice added.

“I wasn’t expecting you, how’s you get…a key?” Bette asked.

“Oh honey, Francesco your super gave me a copy, you’re not mad are you?” Tina asked. 

“No, not at all.” Bette said.

“You’re not?” Alice asked.

“Tina, these are the guys, you know Alice and Shane.” Bette pointed out.

 “And this are Sarah, Jesse and Justin” 

“Hi!” Tina said happily, “I got some yummy snacks.” Tina said presenting 

a plate with sandwiching. She looked pointedly at Bette. Bette took one. 

Tina then walked to Shane. 

“Oh, Shane?” Tina said. “Yucky pizza!” Tina said

“Oh,” Shane said.

Tina took the pizza away from Shane 

“Yummy, yummy cucumber sandwich!” Tina said putting a sandwich in Shane’s mouth.  

They tried to continue playing Tina stood behind Bette. 

“Oh! Three aces! That’s good babe” She said walking to the kitchen.

“Round three,” Bette said collecting the cards.

“Alright are we playing or what?” Bette asked, just then 

Tina came back with an handkerchief, “Blow” She told Bette, Bette looked at her, “What??” She asked.

“Blow, no one likes Mrs. Sniffles.” Tina said putting the handkerchief on Bette’s nose.

“I hate Mrs. Sniffles” Alice said.

Bette blew. Tina looked at the handkerchief, “White, you’re healthy!” she told Bette.