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Just The Girl – Chapter Thirty Four (a HYD-inspired fic)
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CHAPTER THIRTY FOUR: The Sky Is Falling.. On Melvin Porter
“Sir?”
“…”
“Mr. Porter?”
“Fairbanks..?”
“Yes sir. Dana Fairbanks.”
“How is she related to Irwin Fairbanks?”
“She’s his eldest daughter, sir.”
“…”
“Sir?”
“Do you have her contact number?”
“Yes sir.”
“Give her a call right now..”
“But sir.. you know its too ris–”
“I know, I know. But I need to try nonetheless. Call her now Joyce.”
“Y-yes sir..”
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“Hey Coffee Girl! Over here!”
“Hey Double O– Oh! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh!”
Crash. “Oof!” Crash.
“Jesus Christ! Are you okay?!”
“I-I’m f-fine. J-just a liiiitttleee wooooozzzyyyyy.. whheeeeeeeeeee..”
“God! I swear, this girl will trip on air..”
“W-what?”
“Nothing. Sit down first.”
“O-okay..”
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“You feeling better now?”
“I think so..”
“You gave me quite a scare.”
“Oh.. uhh.. sorry. Umm.. hey.. uh.. won’t we get in trouble?”
“For what?”
“You know, for cutting class..”
“Nope. Well.. normally, the hall monitor would be dragging your ass back to class right now. But since you’re with me, you get a free pass today. So will you please stop fidgeting Coffee Girl? You’re getting on my nerves, you know.”
“Sorry.. I just.. I’ve never done this before..”
“It shows.”
“Umm.. why did you ask me out to this place anyway?”
“I needed you out of the classroom so you could answer your phone.”
“Huh? So you know what time he’s gonna call?”
“Not exactly. I just guessed that he would call you sometime this morning.”
“How did you come up with that?”
“Cause he has a meeting in this place at around 1 PM. So he’ll probably call you sometime before that.”
“Oh. I see..”
I’m too sexy for my shirt.. too sexy for my shirt.. too sexy it hurts..
And I’m too sexy for Milan.. too sexy for Milan, New York and Japan..
“Right Said Fred? Really Coffee Girl? Jeez, you should really change your effin’ ringtone. That is SO not sexy..”
“Sorry.. I kinda like it..”
“What?”
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Heh, Wonder Woman undies! As for Ken, I hope F4 and Coffee Girl get that sorted out…. Thanks for another post, Alchemy, cheers!
WOW!!! I did not see Ken getting fired coming. WW undies to cute!!!! Thanks
What how did he get fired!! B&T cute as always!
Hmmm…he must have been fired from his other job at the funeral parlor. I guess Dana will just have to give him a substantial raise at the vineyard. The wonder woman undies was absolutely hysterical!
Fired??? I bet he’s playing a trick again and that he really got fired from his breakin his back job and got a big fat promotion like to CEO! and wonder woman undies…I was with Tina thinking Bette wore sexy thongs all the time, but that was hilarious:) PPS
Fired??? how come???Ken is joking again???He can’t be fired or it is to give him a better job?
Where did Daddy Kennard get fired from???? Maybe a promotion with a fat raise at the winery will ease the situation. Melvin Porter needs to get a good knock upside his head I tell you. Off to read more!
Wow! What a cliffhanger-didn’t see Ken getting fired happening…must have something up your sleeve. Oh, I love the line that Alice said to Dana about her being able to trip over air-that is classic…Can I use that line?. Anyway, loved that Bette had wonderwoman underwear on…Very funny stuff. Looking forward to your next update..
That chapter was too funny!!!!!!i thought that F4 made sure Ken could not get fired. WW undies soooo Bette!!!You left on a cliffhanger so PPS :-)
OMG B&T are so funny and so cute. Ok now hows Ken got fired, hows did Melvin do that. Please post more, thanks!