CHAPTER TWENTY NINE: Dance Dance Dance

“If you try that one more time, I’m gonna snap your neck in two!”

Shane screamed angrily over the loud music as Alice dipped her ass in front of her and grinded against her body.

“Ooh.. can’t stand a little bump and grind Shaney?” Alice winked as she turned her head to look at her friend and started moving her hips awkwardly in circles. “See this? It’s poetry in motion.” She teased as she gracelessly began thrusting her hips back and forth. Shake it Pieszecki, she shook her ass and raised her arms above her head and clapped along with the beat of Paul van Dyk’s Time Of Our Lives.

“Please Al.” Shane grimaced at Alice’s lack of rhythm and slowly backed away from her delusional friend. She stopped beside an equally disturbed-looking Jenny and nudged the small girl at the side. “You wanna grab a drink from the bar?” She contorted her face as Alice attempted another uncoordinated and clumsy dance move.

“Yeah.” Jenny nodded her head blankly as her eyes remained transfixed at Alice’s weird jerking movements. It was like watching a train wreck, you know its bad but you can’t help but gawk. “Woah!” She gasped when the blonde fell down on the floor in a pathetic attempt to break dance while wearing a short skirt. The people unfortunate enough to witness the display, turned their heads away as Alice’s lacy underwear assaulted their eyes.

“Let’s go.” Shane made a face as she pulled a wide-eyed Jenny away from Alice’s sorry acrobatic show. Damn, she needed a stiff drink to help her forget that she ever witnessed such a monstrosity. On the way towards the bar, she smiled when she spotted a much better display of dancing from Bette and Tina. She winked at the brunette as they passed by the two. Bette barely acknowledged her, she was too busy gyrating her body close to the blonde to notice anything else around her. “I think I’ve just been snubbed.” Shane scratched her head and grinned as Jenny laughed in agreement.

“What did you expect?” Jenny shook her head as she took one last look at her best friend and the birthday girl. The two were completely lost in their own little world.