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    Life With Liz – CH 45

    “Bad boysbad boys…whatcha gonna dooowhatcha gonna do when they come for youuuuuu!”

     

    Liz and Sky came tearing through the house with Liz singing at the top of her lungs.  She and Sky were dressed up like cops with paper “badges” taped on their shirts and everything and both were packing lock-and-load water pistols which were tucked inconspicuously into their shorts.  Liz was holding a super soaker as her “rifle” and she and Sky were on the hunt for the bad guy.

     

    “Freeze!”

     

    Tina and Bette laughed when Liz and Sky pretended to corner an invisible suspect.  Liz pointed the water gun at the plant in the corner while Sky giggled and tried unsuccessfully to pull his pistol out of his shorts.

     

    “Freeze youSKYno not like that”

     

    Liz showed Sky how to draw his gun and they took it from the top.  The pair ran back into the hallway and once again made their grand entrance.

     

    “Bad boysbad boys…whatcha gonna dooowhatcha gonna do when they come for youuuuuu!”

     

    This time they headed for the dining room table and Sky was able to draw his weapon in time to corner the suspect.  Liz had her super soaker locked and loaded and she was ready.

     

    “Freeze!”

     

    “Feeze!”

     

    Sky did his best to keep up with his sister but it was to no avail.  Liz pointed and pulled the trigger sending water all over the dining room.

     

    “Peeew peeeew peeeewgot him!”

     

    “LIZ!”

     

    Liz’s head whipped around at Bette’s voice who was now standing right behind her oldest child with her hands on her hips.  Granted it was hardwood floors and all, but Bette still didn’t want Liz thinking she could play with water in the house.  Bette held out her hand and Liz grudgingly surrendered her weapon.  Bette took it from her and looked down at her with a threatening look in her eye.

     

    “No more water guns in the house okay?”

     

    “Okay”

     

    “Okay now if you two are going to play bandits or whatever then take it outside.”

     

    “COPS.”

     

    “What?”

     

    “Mom the show is called COPS.”

     

    Bette looked at Tina for help and Tina just shrugged.  Bette knew what COPS was and she was amazed that Liz watched it.  Bette turned back around.

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    Comments

    1. man where the hell have oyu been???ive missed your story sooooooooooo much..Liz for sure is the only one to mess up with Bette big time…lol..i love Liz and Sky they are so cute together..please dont take so long to post again the adventures of kennard Porter family..lol..thanks :o)

    2. OMG I have missed this story so much, I’m laughing so hard that I’m almost falling out of my chair. LOL Liz is so funny and the way she gets to Bette everytime, just hilarious. Please post soon, and keep them coming. Love it.

    3. aaTnB,

      Girl, you have been missed.

      Glad to see all of the mischief and humor is present in your fabulous fan fiction.

      It is wondrous to see all of the playfulness and inventiveness of children captured so skillfully in your story.

      My side hurt at the laughter you have caused.

      I will have the COPS theme rattling around my head all day. Thank you!!

      No, really thank you for brightening my mood.

      A work of genius.

      Please continue now!!!

      Your Loyal Fan

    4. Hey where have you been? Missed this about Liz. She has always gotten to Bette, Kid are so funny,they are like a sponge solk up everything. Poor Bette anf Skye.

    5. I can’t tell you how much I miss this story. I wish you could post more often, maybe 1or2 times a month. Excellent chapter as always, hope to see another soon. Thanks

    6. well its about time… i have missed you… and thank god your liz doesn not live with me… mine is bad enough… but she takes the cake… don’t stay away so long

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