Tina woke first and panicked at the sudden realization that she was sleeping next to Bette. Sleeping next to Bette was a bit of an understatement as Tina was literally sleeping on top of Bette. Oh *****, that was brilliant Kennard. Why dont you just propose and get it over with. Tina thought. Now try and convince her you are not interested. As Tina studied Bettes smiling sleepy face she began to acknowledge that it wasnt only Bette she was going to have to convince it was herself also.

Tina gingerly slid her body away from Bette hoping not to disturb her. If she is a really heavy sleeper maybe I can move out of the apartment before she wakes up. Tina plotted Oh thats not going to work unless I am willing to leave the bed Tina chuckled to herself. Bette sensed Tinas retreat and gently grabbed Tinas wrists and pulled her back on top of her already desire filled body. Where do you thinking you are going young lady? Bette whispered while running her hands up and down Tinas back.

Well I was hoping to relocate to another state before you woke up but I guess that plan has been foiled. Tina laughed

You cant leave me Babe, I think you got me pregnant last night and now you are going to have to do the right thing and stand by me and our unborn child. Those are the risks you run when you do it without a condom. Bette winked

I hate to snap you back in to reality Bette.but we didnt do it last night and even if we had.I am almost certain you would not have ended up pregnant. Tina smirked

I wanted to do it. ..if that counts for anything. Bette grinned back

I have got a feeling you always want to do it. Tina calmly replied

Only when you are around Baby. Bette drooled

Look Bette, I know I said a couple of things last night that may have given you the wrong impression. I was upset and responded inappropriately and I hope you can forgive me and forget the whole thing happened. This is just not something I am going to ever be comfortable with. Tina explained

Well I did get the strong inkling that you were having a hard time keeping your hands off of me.so I think I got exactly the right impression wouldnt you say? Bette responded trying to keep the mood relaxed. The last thing she wanted was to negate any of the in-roads she had started building with Tina. Now with that being said, Bette certainly wasnt about to let Tina completely off the hook.

Bette quickly rolled Tina on to her back before she was able to put up very much of struggle. Bette beamed down at Tina as a look of uttered surprise flashed across Tinas pretty face. Come on Baby how about a good morning kiss. Bette whispered

Tina smiled back up at Bette indicating she would not be adverse to a little good morning kiss herself. As Bette leaned in to claim her prize Tina immediately flipped her on to her back and now she was straddling Bette. Bette couldnt hide the look of shock on her face as Tina leaned down and growled into Bettes ear. State girls wrestling champ Babe. As Tina proceeded to climb off of Bette and her bed she happily said. Get up and have a shower and I will make you some breakfast before I kick your horny ***** out of my house. Bette couldnt stop herself from laughing at the whole little scene as she slid out of Tinas bed and headed to the bathroom.

Bette showered and return to the bedroom in search of her clothes. Thats funny she thought I am sure I left them here. Bette quickly wrapped a towel around her and headed to the kitchen to see what Tina had done with her clothing.

Okay Baby if you wanted to see me in just a towel you should have said so. I would have been more than happy to oblige. Bette quipped as she turned the corner and entered the kitchen.

Bette immediately stood frozen in place when she realized Eric was leaning against the kitchen counter as Tina stood staring at him. Erics head shot around at the sound of Bettes voice. Seeing her standing in his girlfriends house at 7:30 in the morning wearing nothing but a towel was just a little much to take. Eric face immediately change to such a look of anger it caught both women off guard. You cant ***** be serious. Is this some kind of a joke Tina? I came over here to apologize and beg for forgiveness and you been ***** Bette ***** Porter. he screamed

Bette immediately went over to Tina and wrapped her arms tightly around her. We are sorry you had to find out this way Eric but now you know so if you dont mind Tina was just about to put a little spring in to my step before I head off to work. Isnt that right Baby? Bette said as she ran her tongue down Tinas neck.

That is exactly right. Tina smiled not breaking eye contact with Bette. Realizing she may not have this chance again for awhile Bette decided to take full advantage of the situation and began to slowly run her hands all over Tinas oh so ***** body. Since Tinas back was now facing Eric she was able to look at Bette and mouth the words. If you dont stop that I am going to kill you where you stand. Bette just smiled back and continued her slow agonizing exploration of Tinas body. Tina managed to wiggle around in Bettes tight embrace so she could once again face Eric. Look Eric I am not interested in youre feebly apologies, excuses or anything else you came by to say. Please give me back my key and leave. Tina snapped

Oh I am leaving Tina and just so there is no confusion, dont phone me after you get sick of this little dalliance because I am not interested in getting involved with some ***** *****. Eric shouted

Bette was now standing behind Tina with her arms wrapped around her waist and her chin resting on her shoulder. No worries Eric, Tina is finally glad to make love with somebody that knows what a tongue is for. Bette smiled Oh and by the way, you are going to be paying full retail price for anything else you buy at my gallery from this point on.

Eric face was now purple as he pushed by the two women and slammed Tinas door on his way out. Tina stood like a statue not knowing if she should laugh or cry. Bette finally released her grip on Tina and walked over to the ironing board to retrieve her clothes. Thanks for this Tina. Now I dont have to go to work looking like an unmade bed. You are going to make the perfect wife. Bette kissed Tinas cheek and padded off to the bedroom to get dressed. Tina still stood immobilized unable to even blink as she wondered to herself Is this my life or am I watching one of those ***** reality TV shows.


Bette called Tinas office and was disappointed to hear her secretary picked up the phone. Tina Kennards office Marcee speaking.

Hi Marcee is Tina around. Bette enquired

No I am sorry Ms. Kennard is in a meeting. May I take a message?

Yes you may. Can you tell Ms. Kennard her fianc called and have her call me back. Bette replied

Pardon me; I must have misunderstood what you just said. Marcee stammered

No I am sure you got it right Marcee. Just give Tina the message. Thank you Bette hung up the phone and smiled as she waited to see how long it would take Tina to call her back.

Tina returned to her office after the worlds longest and most boring meeting. Looking exhausted she stopped at Marcees desk on the way by to ask if she had any messages.

Yep, there is a couple. Marcee replied Steve Whitman called to cancel the meeting you had scheduled for tomorrow and Nancy wants to know if you had a chance to go over the Bateman contracts.

Is that it? Tina sighed

I think so.Oh no waitthere was one other message. Some woman claiming to be your fianc called and would like you to return her call. Marcee answered nonchalantly

Tina could feel her face turn beet red. Oh my God.Marcee please ignore that. She is under a doctors supervision at a facility for the criminally insane. I can promise you there is no immediate threat to our safety. Tina quickly turned and walked into her office.

As Tina closed the door behind her she thought Bette Porter I really am going to have you committed if you dont stop behaving like such a jackass.

Bette smiled as Tinas number appeared on her call display. Bette picked up the phone but before she could even say hello Tina was yelling at her. For ***** sake Bette, I work here. Do you have any control over yourself what so ever?

I guess you got my message huh? came Bettes timid response

Yes I got your message. What the ***** do you want. Tina barked

I ..II was..welluummhhh..hoping you might want to go out with me and the girls tonight. Bette stammered

Bette do you ever listen to anything I say to you? Tina gasped in frustration

Look Tina I am sorry about that message. I was just trying to have a little fun and I can see now it was totally juvenile but in my defence.. I am use to interacting with Alice and I guess some of it rubbed off on me. I really am sorry Baby. Let me make it up to you. Come out tonight and I will buy a few drinks and cheer you up a little. I know this whole with Eric has been a lot harder on you than you are willing to show. Bette said

Tina sighed Yeah OK Bette, that might be fun. I need to stop sitting around my apartment feeling sorry for myself. Where and when? Tina asked

My place at eight oclock. We can all go in Kits car that way we dont need to worry about drinking and driving. Bette happily replied

Who else is coming and where exactly are we going? Tina queried

Milk, it is a club for women. Alice, Dana, Shane and Kit are going to tag along. You met them all at my place last week. Bette added

A club for women? Do you mean a ***** bar Bette? Tina pushed

Yeah, sort of Bette answered

Oh what the *****. It is not like my life can get any stranger. But just so you know Bette I am not going without setting a couple of ground rules right up front. First of all you need to keep your hands to yourself, you cant introduce me to anyone as your wife, fianc, girlfriend, life partner or any other euphemism of that nature and I am not slow dancing with you at any point in the evening. Tina reeled off

Jeez Tina.is it all right if I sit at the same table as you? Bette dejectedly mumbled

Those are the rules Bette. Take it or leave it. Tina offered

I guess I will take it. See you at my place around eight. Bette hung up the phone knowing she was going to have to out do herself in the charm department if this evening had any chance of turning out like she hoped.