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The New Year’s Resolution That Changed My Life!
Concentrating on the road Bette could again feel her chest tighten with the stress of the situation. “Goddammit!” she yelled as she finally pulled into the park’s parking lot. “You fucking asshole, I’m supposed to be relaxing!!”
She threw the car into Park, tore her keys out of the ignition and jumped out of the car. “Fucking asshole,” she repeated as she slammed the door behind her.
Taking a deep breath she allowed her eyes to follow the cement walkway as it wound its way through the park, trying to shake off the unexpected added tension of the drive. Seeing the ice cream vendor on the other side of the playground, she smiled and headed that way, her mouth already watering in anticipation for a scoop or two of creamy butter pecan.
Her eyes were still focused on the ice cream vendor, so as the path curled around an area of grass that held a bench and water fountain, she decided a short cut was in order. Stepping off the path she felt her body sink into the soft grass.
Hmmm…this is nice, she smiled wondering if she should stop and take off her shoes. She didn’t know
what it was, but between the thought of the plush carpet and the green grass, she was feeling very rebellious of her high heels today. She laughed at the thought, stopping abruptly when she heard rather than felt a squishing sound. Groaning she looked down and grimaced at the pile of dog poop she had stepped right in the middle of.
“Goddammit!” She growled. “Fucking irresponsible fucking pet owners can’t fucking pick up after their fucking dogs!!”
Totally disgusted she scraped as much of the fucking dog poop off as she could on the grass, then pulled out a Kleenex as she limped over to the water fountain to see if she could gently clean the remaining off of her expensive shoes without getting them too wet. Holding the Kleenex out in anticipation of the water, she
pressed the button. The problem was, instead of the water coming out in a gentle ark, it sprayed out in all different directions, soaking Bette’s face and shirt before she could let go.
“FUCK!!!” She yelled, her eyes dangerously narrowing. She was soaking wet from head to waist, but the Kleenex that was the supposed target for the water was still clutched in her hand, totally dry.
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naw! no way this can be the end. perhaps the “end” of a continuation of more?this is really a great story. had me smitten at bette’s really…”crappy” time away from the office. please continue. appreciate you taking the time to share with us. brava and my special multiple thumbs up to a story well told. thank you!
What a pleasant surprise, Sea!! Happy New Year to Bette! Keeping posting, please.
Way Cool! Too cool to just shelve!
God Seahurst, a post from you always is the sweetest treat!!! You never disappoint and I’m always thrilled to read you. That was perfect! Funny how even though she only appeared at the very end, Tina had the power to turn this apparently shitty day into the best journey ever… For Bette, and for us readers as well! Thank you!!!!
Absolutely wonderful.Please post soon.
What a wonderful surprise and an absolutely hilarious post – what a way to meet…now I was wondering if an update on “Is it finally…” would be too much to ask (beg) for..?
awesome!!!!!
Awww…nice story. I hope there’s a continuation.
Brillant as always and a blast as well
I was starting to think that bettes new years resolution was going yo amount to nothing then. But she met Tina
Loved it
Funny, delightful and totally Seahurstian! Could you please continue? :-)
You are an excellent writer.Wonderful story,thank you so much.Please continue writing.
Too cool Sea! Always a pleasure to see a story by you listed!
The day from hell which ends in the most perfect way! To echo others… A story continuation would be delightful… Bette will need physio, I am sure! Thank you Kx
Michele… what a nice surprise to see a story with your name on it… loved it… and what a day, but what a perfect ending… you know you could always continue and give us a few more chapters… thanks… and Happy New Year
Just wonderful. Absolutely wonderful. Thank you for this story. Loved every word.
So cute! I hope one of your resolutions is to wright more!!
That was so awesome!!! You and the other writers who take up the challenge, kick ass!! Thank you so much for this beautiful and funny story.
This has got to be the cutest story I have ever read! I love your challenge responses
bravo!
Sooo funny. Thanks!
What, no space junk falling from the sky!?! Seahurst, this was brilliant and thanks to you I’ve attracted curious stares from everyone in the coffee shop because I can’t stop laughing out loud. I can only hope things improve for Bette from where you left off (let’s see, there’s Valentines day, St. Patty’s, Ground Hog day….). Thanks for such a fun story & brightening my day :)
Awww poor Bette what a shitty day for here but as the same time she have a good day cause she find Tina. Thanks!
Really enjoyable! It makes me want to start actually making sure I keep my own resolutions… you never know what could happen. Thanks! :)
Sweet meet/cute – good to see the character so open and normal :)
Rotflmao I can see Bette face and anger as these things are happening to her…leave it to Tina to ease the pain away..nice!