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    The New Year’s Resolution That Changed My Life!

    Concentrating on the road Bette could again feel her chest  tighten with the stress of the situation. “Goddammit!” she yelled as she finally pulled into the park’s parking lot. “You fucking asshole, I’m supposed to be relaxing!!” 

    She threw the car into Park, tore her keys out of the ignition and jumped out of the car. “Fucking asshole,” she repeated as she slammed the door behind her. 

    Taking a deep breath she allowed her eyes to follow the cement walkway as it wound its way through the park, trying to shake off the unexpected added tension of the drive. Seeing the ice cream vendor on the other side of the playground, she smiled and headed that way, her mouth already watering in anticipation for a scoop or two of creamy butter pecan. 

    Her eyes were still focused on the ice cream vendor, so as the path curled around an area of grass that held a bench and water fountain, she decided a short cut was in order.  Stepping off the path she felt her body sink into the soft grass.  

    Hmmm…this is nice, she smiled wondering if she should stop and take off her shoes. She didn’t know
    what it was, but between the thought of the plush carpet and the green grass, she was feeling very rebellious of her high heels today.  She laughed at the thought, stopping abruptly when she heard rather than felt a squishing sound. Groaning she looked down and grimaced at the pile of dog poop she had stepped right in the middle of.  

    “Goddammit!” She growled. “Fucking irresponsible fucking pet owners can’t fucking pick up after their fucking dogs!!”  

    Totally disgusted she scraped as much of the fucking dog poop off as she could on the grass, then pulled out a Kleenex as she limped over to the water fountain to see if she could gently clean the remaining off of her expensive shoes without getting them too wet. Holding the Kleenex out in anticipation of the water, she
    pressed the button. The problem was, instead of the water coming out in a gentle ark, it sprayed out in all different directions, soaking Bette’s face and shirt before she could let go. 

    “FUCK!!!” She yelled, her eyes dangerously narrowing. She was soaking wet from head to waist, but the Kleenex that was the supposed target for the water was still clutched in her hand, totally dry. 

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    Comments

    1. naw! no way this can be the end. perhaps the “end” of a continuation of more?this is really a great story. had me smitten at bette’s really…”crappy” time away from the office. please continue. appreciate you taking the time to share with us. brava and my special multiple thumbs up to a story well told. thank you!

    2. God Seahurst, a post from you always is the sweetest treat!!! You never disappoint and I’m always thrilled to read you. That was perfect! Funny how even though she only appeared at the very end, Tina had the power to turn this apparently shitty day into the best journey ever… For Bette, and for us readers as well! Thank you!!!!

    3. What a wonderful surprise and an absolutely hilarious post – what a way to meet…now I was wondering if an update on “Is it finally…” would be too much to ask (beg) for..?

    4. The day from hell which ends in the most perfect way! To echo others… A story continuation would be delightful… Bette will need physio, I am sure! Thank you Kx

    5. Michele… what a nice surprise to see a story with your name on it… loved it… and what a day, but what a perfect ending… you know you could always continue and give us a few more chapters… thanks… and Happy New Year

    6. What, no space junk falling from the sky!?! Seahurst, this was brilliant and thanks to you I’ve attracted curious stares from everyone in the coffee shop because I can’t stop laughing out loud. I can only hope things improve for Bette from where you left off (let’s see, there’s Valentines day, St. Patty’s, Ground Hog day….). Thanks for such a fun story & brightening my day :)

    7. Rotflmao I can see Bette face and anger as these things are happening to her…leave it to Tina to ease the pain away..nice!

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