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Sliding Doors – (Chapter: Chapter 32 Unsure)
November 26, 2009 2:12 am EST
Ashley: “And did you know that jaguars are afraid of dogs, even teeny tiny dogs. Like Jack Russell Terriers or those weird dogs Paris Hilton likes and sprinkles a cute name like Tinker Bell on and think it will make them cuter but really it just sort of reminds us that she’s even a bigger tool because she’s like old and likes Tinker Bell, not that you shouldn’t like Tinker Bell it’s just that she’s old and rich and I personal don’t get the obsession with Tinker Bell because it’s not like she’s ever really done anything I mean I would rather hang out with those badass Lost Boys than chill with her and her little green dress, what she can’t find anything else to wear, can’t afford the fabric to make another minuscule dress, I’m sure there is a wee fairies store somewhere on Neverland where she can pick herself up some new duds I mean when I was younger I had this unhealthy obsession with these Erie t-shirt, you know as in Bert and Erie, well I wore that thing every single day and I’m not kidding but after a while I decided that maybe I should try something else and only wear the Erie shirt for like special occasions as to make the shirt more special and I got to tell you, everyone knew that I meant business when I wore my Erie shirt, you could actually feel the excitement in the air at school when I did because it usually meant that either someone was getting their ass kicked or I was going to make a move on a very pretty lady…BOY…a very um…pretty, boy…”
Paula: “Ashley?”
Ashley: “…come to think of it I haven’t worn that shirt in awhile. Hmm?”
Paula: “It’s not that I’m finding your nonsensical ramblings fascinating, because they are, but it is almost 2:30 in the morning and I have to be up early for work.”
Ashley: “Oh yeah, sure whatever I understand.” Complete mental breakdown!
Paula: “Don’t mention this to Spencer though, I think it would be best if I let her come talk to me.”
Ashley: “Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, sure, yeah yeah, yeah, I hear ya!” Why are these words COMING OUT OF MY MOUTH?! Great, she’s laughing at me.
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I just got back from Vacation and I must say it was wonderful coming back home and reading my favorite story! Update more! Like now, this is getting good.
I loved Ashley’s rambling, I was cracking up. Haha Post more. Like now. =]
man its been forever lol ashleys rambling is crazy funny lol and paula having dreams too? crazy lol ashley turning down kinky crazy sex indescribable lol man i loved it :) i just hope spencer and paula convorsation went well lol :) ps please its been way too long lol :)
ashleys ramling was lmao funny and her safe word was equally hilarious, and even though some readers would have preffered for ash to pick idk option a or c im totally glad she picked the one she did. always loving you posts pms boobie tassles i think ill chuckle about that more
this this is perfect. i dont want this to change. lol :)
hey! my comment was supposed to say: this (pointing back and forth between myself and your writing on my laptop screen) this is perfect. i dont want this to change. lol! :)
loving this story. I had an eerie feeling at the end of reading this but I hope that thats not a sign of what’s to come!! this, like all of your posts, was awesome and well worth the wait! pms please!!
I too have an eerie feeling about the ending. but all in all a fabulous update. ashley rambling… priceless. and the whole paula comment… yea what’s up with that? she dreaming too or what? grr so many questions… so few chapters left! ahhhh! please pms and don’t leave us hanging forever!!
you know, i realized that the oliver twist we’ve all come to know and love is actually an abridged version. the real version goes: ‘please, ma’am, may I have some…. (kinky hawt spashley bondage nightlong marathon sex)… more?’ that’s why the guy gets so mad when he asks! ha. i’ve figured it out. so please ma’am, may i have some…. more? also, i kinda want to see spencer coming out, but if not wtv. i agree with littledragonfly and xwpblue. ‘this *motions* is perfect!!
Amazing…. thats it…. simply amazing… Totally BOSS!!!
Again this appeared at some crazy time of night but here I am back to comment on this amazing story! So, Paula? Hmmm, I wonder if she has the bad dreams as well as Ashley? I’m sure you’ll keep us hanging on for now but I like the concept. Throws another twist into the tale so to speak…..One complaint, Spencer, Ashley…..freakin handcuffs and pantie gag…..BUT NO SEX!!!! Cruelty dosen’t begin to describe it! Ahhh, I still love you despite the torture! PMS….please!!