I cant believe you brought that home with us!

Well, we couldnt just leave it there on the tablebesides, Alice is probably gonna want it later.

Bette shook her head with a disapproving look, making her way down the hall toward the bedroom. Tina was on her heels, the ***** tucked under her arm while she tried to figure out how the straps were supposed to be oriented. Do you have to bring that in here? Bette bellowed, hesitating just slightly to unbutton her shirt in the presence of the loathed pleasure apparatus. Tina rolled her eyes and threw the whole thing on the bed, Since when are you so *****-shy anyway? Bette grimaced at the pink and black now adorning the crisp sheets of their bed as if it were road kill in the middle of the road. Tina, who by this time was easing out of her jeans, watched with amusement as Bette continued refusing to undress, Its not that bad, Bette.

You know Tthis morning you were positively horrified by penises

I was horrified of one that was eight feet tall, not of the idea of a ***** per se.

So the idea of a ***** is attractive to you now?

I never said

Tina cut her sentence short, noticing the sulk in Bettes tone. She walked over and slid her hands around Bettes hips, but even thought she didnt pull away, Bettes face was still tense. Tina gave her a ***** grin, then lowered her lips to the base of Bettes neck, mumbling in between kisses as she worked her way up to Bettes ear, I thinkYOU’RE attractiveand beautifuland gorgeousand sssssexy. She heard and felt a groan rumbling deep in Bettes throat, and the next thing she knew she was on the bed with Bette in between her legs. They shared a passionate kiss until Bette reached for the top of Tinas head and her hand landed on the pink jelly phallus instead. She pulled away and sighed at the playful smile from Tina. Would you seriously want to use this, T? she asked dejectedly, waving the ***** around a bit. Tina clasped her by the neck and pulled her down, mumbling against her lips, Baby, as long as youre making love to me, I dont care how you do it.

Bette finally smiled; a wide, radiant smile. She pushed herself off the bed and to her feet. With a quick wink, she pulled her shirt over her head, and Tina helped the process along by undoing her slacks and pushing them down. Bette picked up the equipment and the pair struggled for a few seconds, trying to figure out how to put it on. Once they succeeded, Bette stood in front of the bed with Tina, cross-legged, admiring their accomplishment. I never thought Id be saying thisbutpink actually does look good on you. Bette smirked (a really ***** smirk, because, cmon its Bette), grabbed a handful of Tinas hair, and pulled her face closer to her new appendage. Lick it for me, she said in a soft, but commanding voice. Tina looked up at her wide-eyed, Bette, she said through a small gasp, a smile spreading across her lips. Bette lifted her eyebrows quickly, urging Tina to comply with her request.

And Tina did: she trailed her tongue from the tip, up the shaft, over the leather harness stopping at the patch of skin just below Bettes navel. Come here, she whispered, pulling Bette on top of her. They kissed deeply, taking turns to invade each others mouths with their tongues. All the while, Bettes hands caressed Tinas body, fingertips skipping across her ***** and nipples, her arms and shoulders and neck. As Bette gently pressed her lips against her collarbone, Tina spread her thighs and tightly wrapped her legs around Bettes waist, feeling the ***** slide against her moistened skin. Tinadon’t we need some Bette began, but Tina enveloped Bettes lips with her mouth. Im ready for you, she whimpered. Bette pushed herself up a bit with her hands. She grasped the shaft and slowly guided the ***** into Tinas body, studying every subtle change in Tinas face.

T?

Mmmm

Are you okay?

MmmmBette

Tina braced her hands on Bettes hips, beginning to move her own in a fluid rhythm. And so Bette began, slowly pushing and pulling, sliding in and out. Ohoh, Bette! Tina cried, scratching her back and pulling her close. Bette continued her slow grind, kissing Tinas face and neck, seizing her hands and twining their fingers together. Mmmmfaster, baby, Tina groaned. Bette complied, pushing herself up with her hands again to watch with fascination as Tinas face contorted with pleasure, a warped smile one second, a furrowed brow the next. With a few final thrusts, Bette pushed Tina over the edge, and she tumbled over onto her back in a heap of sweaty limbs. Tina, still catching her breath, had Bette trapped in her legs. Tthis thing kinda chafes, Bette whispered apologetically, pushing Tinas legs away from her. Tina suddenly rolled on top of her, uttering some sort of growl. Bette was nothing but surprised when she noticed the lust in the darkened eyes gazing into her own.

Tina started nipping her way down Bettes body, squeezing and pinching every inch of flesh her hands made contact with. After helping Bette into it, it was an easy task to rip the strap-on away. MmmmBette, Tina moaned, taking her lover into her mouth, sucking with a renewed energy that made Bettes entire body contract. In no time, Bettes hips were sliding across the sheets, matching the tempo of Tinas mouth. Tina looked up, checking to make sure Bette was too lost in the moment to notice Tinas hand slithering across the bed to retrieve the pink wonder toy. As Bette continued to writhe and moan, Tina slowly slipped the tip of ***** into her. T? Bette slurred. Tina knew it was now or never: she wrapped her lips around Bettes ***** and sucked hard; Bette groaned and shuddered with ecstasy, spreading her legs to their limits. Tina seized the moment and pushed the rest of ***** inside, thrusting in time with her sucking. OhSHITTINA! Bette screamed right before she exploded into Tinas mouth.

Meanwhile

Alice had just called Dana on her cell inquiring about the freebie equipment:

Dana: I dont know where it isI left WITH YOU, remember?

Alice: Oh, righthang on, lemme call Shane

Dana rolled her eyes and began bouncing a tennis ball with her racquet while she waited.

Shane: Yo!

Alice: Hey

Dana: Oh my god!

Alice: What? What is it?

Dana: I can hear your conversation!

Alice: (over the sound of Shane chuckling) Yes Danaits called a three-way

Dana: FineFINE, you dont have to rub it in!

Shane: Not the kind of three-way Alice usually prefers, but

Alice: (over the sound of Dana chuckling) Wheres my ***** with bonus strap-on?

Shane: I dont have it

Dana: You just left it at the Planet!

Shane: NoBette and Tina were still there

Dana: Oh

Alice: Oh

Shane: Yeah.

Dana: Whoa

Alice: Oh my god!

Shane: you gotta admit, its kinda hot when you think about it

Dana: Oh, that is soooooo wrong.

Alice: AlrightI need to go meditate…or something…for a while, cause this is just too disturbingbye.

Dana: Shaneare you still there?

Shane: Yeah

Dana: You have a dirty, dirty mind, bye.

Shane: (chuckling) Bye.